Quote Ski="Ski"surely a better chant would be as he's talking the ball in all going "CHOO CHOOOOOOO"'"
So we're not going to just got with "Louie, Louie" by The Kingsmen then???
I think the second line of the chorus is something like "Me gotta go" which could be changed to "he gotta score" or summat.
Either that or pick one from;
Doing the Lambeth Walk
My Old Mans A Dustman
Theme from Eastenders... etc...